Monkey Whizz Kit

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Monkey Whizz Kit by Serious Monkey Bizzness

Reliable Synthetic Urine for Novelty Purposes

We bring you the Monkey Whizz Kit by Serious Monkey Bizzness—the newest imitation urine substitution device on the market! This premium kit is ready to use straight out of the box and includes everything you need for a seamless experience. Designed with precision and reliability, it ensures exceptional quality and functionality.

Features of Monkey Whizz Kit

  • Over 4 oz of toxin-free synthetic urine.
  • One organic heat pad to maintain a realistic body temperature (98.6°F).
  • An adjustable 100% cotton elastic belt with a pre-filled bag attached.
  • An easy-to-read temperature strip for accuracy.
  • Comes with detailed instructions for proper use.
  • One-year shelf life with no need for freezing.

Applications of Monkey Whizz Kit

The Monkey Whizz Kit is ideal for novelty, professional testing, and laboratory applications. It includes a realistic synthetic urine formula designed to accurately mimic human urine composition, ensuring reliability for calibration and testing scenarios.

On-the-Go: Compact and discreet packaging makes it easy to carry and use wherever needed.

Why Choose Monkey Whizz Kit?

  • Realistic Formula: Mimics the composition and appearance of human urine.
  • Quality Materials: Medical-grade components for safety and durability.
  • Complete Kit: Includes all necessary tools for immediate use.
  • Trusted Brand: Developed by Serious Monkey Bizzness, a leader in synthetic urine products.

Important Notice

Monkey Whizz products are novelty items intended for lawful purposes only. They must not be used for any illegal activities. Always follow local laws and regulations.

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Yes, Monkey Whizz synthetic urine has a shelf life of 12 months. Over time, water content may evaporate, altering the concentration and potentially impacting its effectiveness for standard drug tests. It’s recommended to only stock as many kits as you anticipate using within the year.
No, microwaving Monkey Whizz is not advised. The kit includes a heating pad to safely bring the synthetic urine to the ideal temperature of approximately 95°F. A microwave could damage the pouch and alter the creatinine levels, which might be detected during testing.
Yes, Monkey Whizz includes the proper amount of creatinine to ensure the sample mimics natural urine and avoids being flagged as synthetic in lab tests.
Yes, Monkey Whizz is formulated with an optimal uric acid level, aligning with the average levels found in healthy adults to provide a realistic sample.
Store Monkey Whizz in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Proper storage ensures the synthetic urine maintains its quality and effectiveness until expiration.
Maintaining the correct temperature is essential to mimic natural urine. The provided heating pad ensures a consistent temperature, increasing the reliability of the sample during testing.

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